That was yesterday but today, ehem ..
I've forgotten that I have 2 wedding invitations today. I was invited by one fellow blogger and the other one is considered as sedara bau bacang or bau kambing, ahaks for the fact that Bak used to sponsor them a pair of kambing. Do you know that goats like to eat jackfruit leaves? I know so cos I was once a gembala kambing for a week or so before the pair got transported to Melaka ... for good!
I was toying with this crazy but achievable idea, haha. Do you think anybody would notice if I put on this ...
............................................................... or this ........ ?
I dah mencabar diri sendiri nih, harus pegi beli sekarang jugak! Kalau beli 1/2 dozen baru baper ringgit aje. Hmm.. tak mahal sangat afterall duit jual sokabar dulu tu masih ada, kih3. Incubate the idea KIV.
Masa kawin dulu sempat jugaklah mak andam sebelah lelaki (komplot dengan TB kot? har3) membagaikan I. Pakai baju kebaya (songket merah), baju ala minang (rona hitam terover sized plak) and the last baju *thank god* was a white gown, auwww.
The weather then was plain ha-wau-ta = hot so muka pengantin yang mulanya manis2 buah tetiba jadi buah cermai muda, kelat n pahit (YaAllah ampunkan dosaku, ku tak bermaksud nak 'timing'=eksyen).
I was obviously scared of the mak andam (cousin FIL). I could very well ikat my own kain but she with her hands so sturdy did it for me. Dia ganas taw, kita tak sker (dahlah tension cos soon after the majlis was over, tinggallah I terkonteng2 without my siblings around, huawaaa nangish). When I sort of refused to wear those 2 oversized baju, the mak andam asyiklah kelepet2kan the extra kain. to make it ngam on my body. But paling tak boleh blah was when I saw her handling the bulu mata palsuuu (BMP).
To cut the long story short, she managed to affix the BMP kat lereng2 mata and that made me feel owhh so .... dono what to saylah! Tetiba mata I steam gitu, harharhar <- sekarang bolehlah har3. Masa dulu tu bertakong jer air mata... I memang tak reti bermekap bagai
maklum without it I dah sweet, ekekeke... I only have a lipstick n a compact powder in my possession.
Pernah gak gatal guna rouge tapi bila ada sorang mulut gatal komen "eh ... wats wrong with your cheek". Mulut dia memang tak disenangi oleh masyarakat setempat (our department) namun I mahapkan siSharon tu sebab she took the trouble sediakan halal food for us when she got married.
Dah tak dapat makan nasi pengantin maka I baked lamb for lunch.
Sekian timakasih (sebab tak mintak my baked lamb tu, haha..).